They seem to be popping up everywhere. First in Russia, then Cuba, then California. A slew of meteors in just a few days. So what are these foreign objects?
Shows of force.
The world is posturing for the nuclear-program-strutting North Korea, trying to show they have the capability to shoot down projectiles headed for populated areas. Though the Russian meteor was merely the size of a bus, it was still successfully blasted before inflicting maximum damage.
North Korea's bizarre emblem, with a star raining down laser beams and meteors.
How will North Korea react to these displays? Probably with some more displays of their own, some pouting and strutting around, a little crying, and a lot of yelling. According to the U.N., China is the only country able to stop Kim Jung Un (though we'll bet the war hawks up at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. have something to say about that), but China doesn't seem to be doing anything.
We say gear up for some nuclear action within the next five years. But maybe we're wrong about everything. Maybe the Russian meteor was a fridge they chucked out of the ISS. Then they threw out the microwave and toaster.
You've probably seen most of the Mission Impossible series. From the mind-bending series starter in 1996 to the Humpty-Dumpty-scene-having 3rd installment to the latest money grab.
And if you know anything about pop culture, you're probably familiar with Mission Impossible star Tom Cruise's delirious escapades. It's an age-old question: "What is up with Tom Cruise?" Most people chock his insanity up to . . . insanity, but we here at Conspiracy Fury have the real answer. Tom Cruise is secretly on the most impossible mission of his life, a mission to infiltrate and destroy the Church of Scientology, and everything he does is a front to further that mission.
A short jog through Wikipedia's "Relationships and personal life" section on Cruise brings up some interesting facts. First wife Mimi Rogers introduced Cruise to Scientology in the late 80s. After Rogers came an 11-year "Hollywood's hottest" relationship with Nicole Kidman, followed by a fling with Penelope Cruz. Of note is that all these relationships stemmed from on-screen romances, as if Cruise couldn't find a date out in the real world. Perhaps Cruise and The Church were using those deep pockets to buy wombs for Tom's seed.
It was speculated (and confirmed by an ex-Scientologist) that after the Cruise/Cruz breakup, The Church held auditions for his next love interest, hoping to keep their best promoter's image nice and tidy. "TomKat" was the product of that plot, and of note was that Scientology leader David Miscavige was Cruise's best man at the wedding. The tabloids went crazy for the next five years, digging up all kinds of dirt, such as brainwashing, kidnapping, alien insemination, and more.
So far you're probably wondering what this lunatic's escapades have to do with some "mission impossible". Here's where we pull the big Hollywood reveal and let you in on the secret: Tom Cruise is the greatest actor to ever live. He's taken his role so far that it has consumed his entire existence. Every waking moment he hides his true face behind the eyes of a brainwashed madman. He's secretly gathering information, leveling up, climbing the ranks of The Church in an attempt to bring down the entire organization from the top.
Tom Cruise has never won an Oscar, but his acting in the following scene should be enough for a lifetime achievement award. When the day finally comes, and he reveals all the secrets of The Church, ripping the entire organization limb from limb, we will finally see the real Tom Cruise and recognize him for the hero that he is.
A Conspiracy Fury subscriber sent us this photo with the note:
This is the photo of the black "chemtrail" it was taken on my way to work one morning. This is not the first time i've seen these black trails. I cannot imagine what they are, someone said, "oh it's a shadow" but as you well know that's impossible. Dark matter? Dark energy highway for interstellar/interdimensional travel? Your guess is as good as mine.
We aren't sure what to think of these "blacktrails" either. It's all pretty scary when you consider how many lines zigzag across the sky, spreading as they form huge wall clouds, and all the while we civilians have no idea what's in the clouds, black, white or grey.
