3. This is the Samuel L. Jackson of frightening clouds. Unless Mt. Vesuvius turned onto its side and shot one of NASA's now-defunct rockets out of its gullet, we're all in for something pretty terrible. Actually, either way we're in trouble.
2. If the previous cloud didn't scare you, here's the Samuel L. Jackson of clouds, cloned, and playing all of his most violent roles at once. We've got the cop from Lakeview Terrace, Afro Samurai, Coach Carter, Jules from Pulp Fiction, "Hold on to your butts"-guy from Jurassic Park (R.I.P.) and Samuel L Jackson as himself in Snakes on a Plane, all in the atmosphere's face at the same time! If this isn't going to kill us, WE'RE ALREADY DEAD!
1. Just close your eyes and let them take you. It will be faster that way.
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