THE EMAILS OF A PATRIOT

The following is a selection of e-mails we've received from a fellow conspiracy theorist and concerned patriot. While they are at times hard to read, they provide shocking foresight and insight into some of the United States' biggest problems. These e-mails have not been edited in any way, though some identifying information has been redacted.

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5/12/11 - "30 years ago"
Henry Kissinger meet with the communist leader and saw dirt roads, 1 story sacks, no cars at all, warren people every where. China was concern with Russia coming closer so they thought that Russia would back down if they became friendly with the US. How any one could have thought that the best corporations would move there manufacturing and give there trade secretes away to the communist would have been committed and locked up!

Russia got trapped by Afghanistan and now we are trapped there. Could we become like Russia and China will take over the world?

Most of us would be around to find out, but about half of the 14 Trillion we owe belongs to China. 10,000 workers retire every day here. What's your best guess how this country will do in 30 years?

By FutureofUSChinaTrade.com, via Wikimedia Commons

1/26/12 - (No Subject)
Back in the late 1700s every too stones for granted. In 1793 William Smith, a canal digger, noticed rocks were arranged in layers. There were fossils in different layers. These same size fossils were in other out coppings. Certain size fossils were easier to dig. He draw a map of soft rocks and hard rocks and the church placed him in prison. Hell was a hallow fiery place not various kinds of rocks. Then one day 10 years later, a new nobleman figured that Smith's findings proved scientifically that Noah's flood caused layered rocks with fossils and the church's view of the world was right. William Smith was made the father of Geology.

I'm trying to tell the appealant court that there was a coolant leak in my truck as soon as I got it back from               . This is about as hard as William Smith tried to do. If I can't do this by Fed.1 I will have failed.

William Smith. By Hugues Fourau, via Wikimedia Commons

7/27/12 - (No Subject)
If you have a learning difficulty no problem take Adderall! 5% of student are on adderall and some sell it to there friends who take it before tests. The ones who don't get foodstamps. 2 million more food stamp user in the last 2 years.

By FtWashGuy, via Wikimedia Commons.

SAVE THE WORLD, BURN THE OIL

The world isn't in complete economic chaos right now, but things don't seem great. Financial meltdowns are occurring worldwide. The United States and China are battling via trade sanctions. Riots across Europe are the icing on the cake of the EU's problems. But what's being done about these Big Problems?

CHAOS.

For over a year, protesters of the "Occupy" movement have done their best to shift society's perspective of Big Banks, Big Oil, Big Brother, Big everything, but for the most part, these heroes have been vilified and downplayed by the mainstream media. As the old adage goes, actions speak louder than words . . . and cardboard signs, chants and drum circles. Below is our four-point plan for helping overhaul the economy, the environment and our society as a whole. If enough people take part in our movement, real change will be possible. If .01% of the world stood up, we'd be 6 million strong. So, here's what to do, my 5,999,999 friends.

STEP 1: Quit Your Job.

The Man needs you working the ol' 9 to 5, stuck in a cubicle Monday through Friday, too tired by the weekend to care about anything other than not being in front of a computer. Your wage is worth less now than ever before (the dollar you earn today is worth less by the time you shower for work tomorrow). Your food, transportation and shelter cost more, and are bought with money that is less valuable than any time in history. The "real money" doesn't even get to you, anyway. It goes straight to the top, to your boss, the guy with million-dollar bonuses and half-year vacations. It's supposed to "trickle down" to you as he buys jet skis, private jets and dolphin steak.

Teddy Roosevelt's resignation letter. Craft yours just like it.

Break apart from the system. Free yourself from the chains of tyranny. Our society won't let you fail. We won't let you go hungry and homeless (as long as you're a woman or child and not a Vietnam veteran, then you're on your own). Stop making another man's dollar, and quit your stupid job.

STEP 2: Load Up on Loans and Credit

By Cspurrier + David Vignoni , via Wikimedia Commons

Surely you've had plenty of opportunities to extend your credit limit. We've been offered risk-free $10,000 loans multiple times. Plus, there's this thing called a bank. You stock up on card offers and persuade a banker to give you some money, and you could very well grab yourself $40,000 in cash (debt).

With the financial crisis in full swing, there are a few things to keep in mind. 1. Bill collectors have bigger fish to fry. A few grand is nothing compared with $16 trillion. 2. The government forgives loan defaulters. Why not get imaginary money, spend it, say you're not paying, and get bailed out by Uncle Sam?

Borrow as much credit and money as you can. Not only will your loan and credit help destabilize the economy, it will also help you in the next step!

STEP 3: Buy All the Oil

Use your new-found fortune to do something good for the environment. Lobbyists and regulators have kept natural gas, hydro, nuclear, wind, and solar energy at bay for years (plus there's the martyred hemp industry). Only recently have these alternative resources gained on Big Oil, and who knows what other resources and technologies have been charred off the map. If they don't want to find a new energy source, then let's get rid of the one they have. Maybe when we own all the oil, they'll start working on some truly clean energy (as if they don't already have it). Get out there, and buy that oil, soldier!

Such an eyesore. Photo by “John Womack (littlejohn)”. 

STEP 4: Watch it Burn

Now that you have your gas, oil, plastics, and other oil bi-products, it's time for the home run. First, a word of caution: be sure to wear protective clothing, gloves and respirators as these products are known to cause cancer and birth defects.

You can horde your oil and use it against Big Oil later if you want, but when the rest runs out be prepared for gun-wielding hillbillies to come after ya. Our suggestion? Burn it all, so it's gone forever. The choice is yours, but it's obvious we have to act now to save the planet. Without oil, we can finally focus on cleaner, more reliable, sustainable energies. It's obvious money doesn't matter to these ancient corporations. They just crave the power. Give them your money, but take the power. It's the best deal you'll find on the market today.

Imagine all the oil these protesters could buy if they all had loans! Photo by Infrogmation of New Orleans.

It's a wild world we live in, and it's getting scarier by the day. Follow our plan, and you can do more than an entire street-full of protesters. Quit your job. Borrow money. Buy their oil. Watch it burn.

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OBAMA DECEPTION

Ever wonder if the Oscars were rigged? Wonder no more. Here's the best film of the century, and it didn't even get a nod. Watch it for free on YouTube and slump into the deep depression that overpowers those who open their eyes to the Truth of this nation and this world. 

You wake up one night with a gun to your head. It's your leader. He's come to kill you.