LATEST WEAPON CORPORATIONS ARE USING AGAINST AMERICANS

McDonalds feeds 27 million people per day¹, and with heart disease still reigning as champion killer around the world², they’re a pretty serious threat. While their hiring rate has dropped substantially in recent years³, they’re rolling out more products than ever⁴. Whether they’re shrinking the rest of the company while growing R&D or pumping more money into innovative new products remains to be seen.

The video above is cause for serious concern. Our theories as to why this exists are two-fold:

1. Using models is a useful step in the preproduction process. Whether you’re building a car, designing a building or developing the next food super-weapon, a mock-up is typically step one.

2. This giant, deadly hamburger is just another piece of a media agenda to slowly acclimate people to larger food. Seeing a real hamburger this big won’t be quite as shocking for people who’ve seen this giant model. We’re particularly worried about people who live near the test zone and are subjected to seeing this obscenity daily.

Beyond that, we are highly disturbed by the large man in the wheelchair next to the behemoth. We mean no insult to him personally, but perhaps he has been integral to the testing process. The final seconds of the video are also strikingly eerie. The three men stare into the glory of their creation as if it were the Sun God rising over the foggy mountains after a particularly long slumber.

One thing is certain, be prepared to see larger food in the coming years. Creations like this and shows like Man Versus Food are just steps on a stairway down to the pits of acceptance of obesity and slovenliness. 

SOURCES:

1. Business Week.

2. Wikipedia and CDC.

3. SimplyHired.

4. China Daily.