NASA CAN MAKE IT RAIN, BABY

While we appreciate the science involved in this video, it's apparent that this technology is in the wrong hands. The government has been controlling the weather for years (and nothing good has come of it). It's hard to say what they could do with machines that cause rain. Man-made floods could be possible. Maybe they'll go down to New Orleans and finish the job (we all know HAARP caused Katrina). 

Perhaps a ransom on rainwater? Farmers will have to pay the government to water their crops. We wouldn't be surprised if Monsanto was pulling some strings. Be prepared for the world's worst drought in the coming years, until we're forced to by food created by the select few.

THE ONE PROBLEM WITH SADDAM'S EXECUTION

We all know Saddam was "killed" after being found in a spider hole back in 2006. Click here to read the Wikipedia article. But the video that shows his execution (Warning: Graphic) raises some questions.

Our main concern is that a video exists at all. First of all, they didn't search people for cameras and other recording devices before letting them enter the "kill room"? Secondly, no one saw this guy while they were stringing up Saddam:

Photo by Petr Kratochvil.

Seriously, the "video evidence" of his death gives us more questions than conclusion. We don't have a theory yet as to Saddam's current whereabouts or activities (and possible involvement in US, NATO and/or Al Queda operations), and we'd like to refrain from speculating at this point. If you or someone you know has information regarding Saddam Hussein, please comment below.

Thank we're crazy? At least we aren't alone.

"Is Saddam Still Alive?"
Saddam Is Alive
Fox News: "Saddam Still Alive, Daughter Says"
New York Daily News: Saddam execution "faked"

The list goes on, but feel free to Google it for yourself.

LATEST WEAPON CORPORATIONS ARE USING AGAINST AMERICANS

McDonalds feeds 27 million people per day¹, and with heart disease still reigning as champion killer around the world², they’re a pretty serious threat. While their hiring rate has dropped substantially in recent years³, they’re rolling out more products than ever⁴. Whether they’re shrinking the rest of the company while growing R&D or pumping more money into innovative new products remains to be seen.

The video above is cause for serious concern. Our theories as to why this exists are two-fold:

1. Using models is a useful step in the preproduction process. Whether you’re building a car, designing a building or developing the next food super-weapon, a mock-up is typically step one.

2. This giant, deadly hamburger is just another piece of a media agenda to slowly acclimate people to larger food. Seeing a real hamburger this big won’t be quite as shocking for people who’ve seen this giant model. We’re particularly worried about people who live near the test zone and are subjected to seeing this obscenity daily.

Beyond that, we are highly disturbed by the large man in the wheelchair next to the behemoth. We mean no insult to him personally, but perhaps he has been integral to the testing process. The final seconds of the video are also strikingly eerie. The three men stare into the glory of their creation as if it were the Sun God rising over the foggy mountains after a particularly long slumber.

One thing is certain, be prepared to see larger food in the coming years. Creations like this and shows like Man Versus Food are just steps on a stairway down to the pits of acceptance of obesity and slovenliness. 

SOURCES:

1. Business Week.

2. Wikipedia and CDC.

3. SimplyHired.

4. China Daily.

TOP THREE MOST APOCALYPTIC JAPANESE CLOUD VIDEOS

3. This is the Samuel L. Jackson of frightening clouds. Unless Mt. Vesuvius turned onto its side and shot one of NASA's now-defunct rockets out of its gullet, we're all in for something pretty terrible. Actually, either way we're in trouble.

2. If the previous cloud didn't scare you, here's the Samuel L. Jackson of clouds, cloned, and playing all of his most violent roles at once. We've got the cop from Lakeview Terrace, Afro Samurai, Coach Carter, Jules from Pulp Fiction, "Hold on to your butts"-guy from Jurassic Park (R.I.P.) and Samuel L Jackson as himself in Snakes on a Plane, all in the atmosphere's face at the same time! If this isn't going to kill us, WE'RE ALREADY DEAD!

1. Just close your eyes and let them take you. It will be faster that way.