MCDONALDS ADVERTISING TERRORISM???

We're sure everyone's already seen this terrifying new McDonalds ad. In it, a young McDonalds employee with a hand of 6 Hearts, Q Club, Q Diamond, Q Spade, Q Heart folds to his older, black (Obama?) boss who holds two 7s. The Q Diamond (strategically placed in the center of his hand) possibly symbolizes England through this strange representation of the Diamond Jubilee of Queen Elizabeth II, or:

"the international celebration throughout 2012 marking the 60th anniversary of the accession of Queen Elizabeth II to the thrones of seven countries upon the death of her father, King George VI, on 6 February 1952." 

- Wikipedia

So, England is going to fold to Obama? Very interesting. We wonder what role McDonalds will play in this upcoming event, or perhaps they were propositioned by the CIA who wanted to use this commercial to communicate covertly.

The two 7s also bring up some startling revelations. The number "7" has been important throughout history, especially in the bible. Perhaps you remember Flight 77 from 9/11. People are surely familiar with the 7/7 bombings in London in 2005, as well. Maybe 7/7/12 will bring with it a new attack on Britain and the "Queen." Or maybe the 6 followed by 4 Queens represents 6/4/12, one day before the Queen's Jubilee.

It remains uncertain what hand Obama and the US will play in this event, and if it will be food related or if McDonalds is merely being used a vehicle for communication.

What do you think?

LATEST WEAPON CORPORATIONS ARE USING AGAINST AMERICANS

McDonalds feeds 27 million people per day¹, and with heart disease still reigning as champion killer around the world², they’re a pretty serious threat. While their hiring rate has dropped substantially in recent years³, they’re rolling out more products than ever⁴. Whether they’re shrinking the rest of the company while growing R&D or pumping more money into innovative new products remains to be seen.

The video above is cause for serious concern. Our theories as to why this exists are two-fold:

1. Using models is a useful step in the preproduction process. Whether you’re building a car, designing a building or developing the next food super-weapon, a mock-up is typically step one.

2. This giant, deadly hamburger is just another piece of a media agenda to slowly acclimate people to larger food. Seeing a real hamburger this big won’t be quite as shocking for people who’ve seen this giant model. We’re particularly worried about people who live near the test zone and are subjected to seeing this obscenity daily.

Beyond that, we are highly disturbed by the large man in the wheelchair next to the behemoth. We mean no insult to him personally, but perhaps he has been integral to the testing process. The final seconds of the video are also strikingly eerie. The three men stare into the glory of their creation as if it were the Sun God rising over the foggy mountains after a particularly long slumber.

One thing is certain, be prepared to see larger food in the coming years. Creations like this and shows like Man Versus Food are just steps on a stairway down to the pits of acceptance of obesity and slovenliness. 

SOURCES:

1. Business Week.

2. Wikipedia and CDC.

3. SimplyHired.

4. China Daily.