A WHOLE NEW WORLD: INSIDE WALT DISNEY'S MIND

PART I: Getting Acquainted with Our Brains
What if you are not what you see in the mirror? You are not a human body, with a brain in your skull, carried around in a human body, living your life. Your brain has been removed and placed into a vat of liquid (or maybe it has always existed in that vat) where electrical impulses are used to simulate your reality. All your memories and experiences are false, mere transmissions sent to a blind, eyeless brain trapped in a tub of liquid.

Human brain in a jar. Photo by Gaetan Lee.

It may sound like the acid-induced dream of some hippie, but the "brain in a vat" concept has been around for centuries. From Zhuanzi's butterfly dream to René Descartes' Discourse on the Method ("I think, therefore I am") to modern science fiction movies like The Thirteenth Floor and The Matrix, it has been a concept that has intrigued and irritated mankind. It is a question that, no matter how seemingly implausible, cannot be proved nor disproved.

One variation incorporates the idea of the "collective memory", the idea that our consciousnesses share some  common bank of memories and experiences (this is what "instinct" is alleged to stem from). The idea is that we are not all brains in vats, but we are all elements of one brain in a vat, that our entire world is being simulated for this one "God brain". In fact, there are similar theories that God is the amalgamation of every human consciousness. We are merely brain cells powering His brain.

God, as a brain in a vat, having His reality simulated.

This raises many more questions. If God's brain is the brain in the vat, who is manipulating it? Could Jesus have been a manifestation of God's physical form inside His simulated reality? What if the God brain is actually someone else's brain? If so, then who? Here at Conspiracy Fury, we think we have the answer: Walt Disney.

PART II: The Tools of a God
Walt Disney's cryopreservation has been a pop culture topic--and joke--for years. Turning things into laughable "urban legends" is an age-old tactic for information control. Anyone who believes Walt Disney had his head preserved must be beyond the deep end! Don't let ridicule and judgment from the closed-minded ever impede your quest for answers. There are no stupid questions, only stupid people who give up on finding the truth. With that in mind, let's take a deeper look at cryonics and suspended animation.

Cryonics is the preservation of a dead organic life form in ultra-low temperatures. The idea is to preserve the body and/or mind until future technologies can resuscitate them. Typically it is for people with untreatable diseases. Suspended animation is a similar technology, though the subject remains alive during the sleep state. While suspended animation fits better with the brain in a vat scenario, it is more likely that Disney was cryonically preserved because that technology has been around longer.

Astronauts in suspended animation. From Lost in Space (1965).

One piece of "evidence" that Disney wasn't preserved is the that technology "wasn't around" or wasn't perfected at the time of his death on December 15, 1966. This small list of known cryonically preserved people includes Dr. James Bedford, the first man to undergo the procedure. Bedford died on January 12, 1967, merely one month after Disney. It is highly doubtful that the technology went from the early stages of development to complete functionality in one month. It's likely the technology was ready to be used well before Bedford's death.

It is also alleged that current technology does not allow for reanimation from cryogenic preservation. In 2005, however, a team of doctors from the Safar Center for Resuscitation Research placed dogs into a state of suspended animation and successfully brought them back to life. Their work has been ongoing over the past seven years, though stories with headlines like "Zombie Dogs" haven't been popping up in the news, possibly due to information suppression.

What's also interesting is that Snopes, who is usually the go-to conspiracy theory destroyer, has a weak and inconclusive article on Disney's suspended animation. Most of their "evidence" consists of quotes from the Disney heirs themselves. The comic sans doesn't help the article's credibility, either.

PART III: Enough Power and Money to Be God
Based on current pricing of cryonic preservation, Disney had/has more than enough resources to undergo any procedure, maintain himself indefinitely, and fund further research into successful cryonic resuscitation. This is verified by the current assets owned by Disney Corp. (be aware: the scope of Disney's reach and power is utterly terrifying).

By Inductiveload, via Wikimedia Commons

This powerful corporation has been linked to the Illuminati numerous times. For some in-depth reading on the Disney bloodline, CIA and Illumuniati connections and more, check out this article on Forbidden Knowledge. If anyone has the power or knows the rituals necessary to keep a human brain or spirit alive for decades it's the Illuminati.

Some other interesting connections arise when looking at Walt Disney's numerology. He died in 1966 (a number strikingly similar to 666). His inner dreams number was 9. His expression number was 6. And his soul urge number was 6. 9, 6 and 6. 1966. Whether this ties back to his occult dealings or is a subconscious manifestation in his simulated reality, we can't say.

There is little doubt Disney lacked the resources and connections to be cryonically frozen, but now to the topic that affects everyone reading this, everyone on Earth, and every being in our current universe. We are all figments of Walt Disney's vivid imagination, clouds in his vanilla sky, living false lives in a false reality created for a man who wanted to be God.

PART IV: Our Life in the Disney "Vault"
What are dreams? What is deja-vu? What are those glitches in the Matrix? All the data Walt's brain is processing takes a toll on his frozen synapses. They are breaks from our "reality" caused by his need to control the world around him.

Is there free will in this world? Is anything "real"? DeCartes would have a field day with all this new information, but can we ever come to any type of conclusion about who or what we are, and what this life is? The simulation of the human experience is so real to us (it's all we've ever known) that we may never break free of it, and if we were to break free, where would that take us? Undoubtedly, we can't live outside of Disney's mind, so in many ways we are trapped in a manufactured reality, and we'll never know the true freedom of the human experience. It's a sad thought, but one can always hope. We can always do our best to make our own reality in this simulation, to live and love and experience as much as we can, no matter how real or manufactured it is.

THE GOD CONSPIRACY

Brace yourselves for the biggest conspiracy you've ever heard. So big, it affects everyone on earth. So huge, it could affect everyone and everything in the entire known universe and beyond. It's like one of those trick questions atheists ask about god. "Could God make a conspiracy so big even He couldn't believe it?" 

The answer is, Yes, He could.

WHAT IS GOD?

In any religion with a God figure, He is thought to be the creator of all life, the architect of the entire universe and the loving deity who placed us here on Earth. The only way we know this, though, is through holy scriptures such as the Bible, the Quran, the Tanakh, or others. And these we received from a prophet, in some teachings from His Son, in others from a chosen mortal. But how do we know we can trust this word?

What if the prophet was misleading us, telling us tales to get something of ours in return? What if he were an intergalactic con artist? He went among the people and performed miracles to gain their trust and adoration. Perhaps these tricks were possible because of advanced technology he had or because he was an inter-dimensional being. It wouldn't be hard to fool ancient goat herders and sand kickers. Perhaps a time traveler called himself God and used technologies we have even today to fool the simple people.

Robo Jesus is coming. Image from rumproast.com.

Many religions, such as the Hopi tribe, worship creatures from the sky. An ancient astronaut could have easily fooled cultures before ours, and could probably still fool today's society. In fact, if you look towards the future outcomes of our current society, what do you see? We will eventually master space travel. We will eventually find other life. So, what will we do when we get there? What will we do the 20th, 50th time we find a new planet with sentient creatures? How long will it take for our achievements to go to our heads? For us to get bored with colonization? Look at the colonists who conquered the Americas. Cortez was treated like royalty, and he bathed in adoration, sucking at the power until he finally grew weary and destroyed his worshipers. How long will it take for human nature to run its course?

WHAT DOES GOD WANT?

“You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. This is the great and first commandment." - Matthew 22:37-40

The first commandment Christians are ever taught is not to trust any other gods, not to worship any others besides the One True God. Why does He need our constant adoration and affection? He requires us to focus our energy and our minds on Him, to send prayers and worship to Him. As an inter-dimensional beast, there is no doubt He is harvesting energy from humans.

"The Human Energy Field". By Jon Whale, via Wikimedia Commons

The human body is a chemical and electrical system. Through us flow powerful currents of energy, and through meditation we can learn to control that energy. Through prayer, we can send that energy to another person or place. God is collecting our prayers as electrical, transcendental energy. He is growing His own energy and becoming more powerful with every prayer.

"Exalt the LORD our God; worship at his footstool! Holy is He!" - Psalms 99:5

"Great is the Lord, and greatly to be praised He also is to be feared above all gods." - 1 Chronicles 16:25

These quotes hearken to the god creature's thirst for power. He wants to rule us. He wants us to kneel at His feet and fear Him. He wants us to capitalize pronouns that we use in place of His name. We are taught to fear our God from the moment we're born. And we are taught to worship Him.

WHERE IS GOD NOW?

You may be asking why Jesus left. An entire planet of human slaves and worshipers wounds pretty enticing, but how about an entire universe of worshipers? How about an entire multiverse of devoted followers? The God we know is travelling the universe, searching for life so he can harvest its spiritual energy. Perhaps in the afterlife we will find out what all that prayer has done for us. Has it earned us a spot in Hearven? Or has it made our souls frail by draining our spiritual energy?

The next time you lay yourself down to sleep, ask yourself what you're praying to. And what you're praying for.

Leech. By Chris Schuster, via Wikimedia Commons

HUMANS ARE THE PRODUCT OF ALIEN/APE LOVE

Ever wonder why they can't find the "missing link" that shows the evolutionary jump from monkey to man? Maybe its because a piece of that missing link left this planet on a trip deep into space.

What if humans are the product of mating that took place between extraterrestrials and primates? It would explain human/ape similarities, but also account for our differences. It seems like an incredible notion, but take a look at the following painting by Gary Soszynski.

Artwork by Gary Soszynski.

Is it not plausible that we are an alien/ape hybrid? This could also account for the "junk DNA" found in humans. Some scientists believe that is the result of our extraterrestrial origin.

Taking it a step further, the Sumerians believed aliens mated with chimpanzees to produce humans to act as a slave race. They then mated with the newly created humans to make an even better, alien-human hybrid to rule over the slaves (though who's to say the hybrids aren't still the slaves of the aliens?). Read more about the Sumerian ideas here.

It's a deep rabbit hole filled with inter-species mating, genetic codes and alien DNA, but it comes back to one of man's most fundamental questions: how did we come to be here? What are we and what is our purpose? Who is our creator? God? Aliens? We can only continue to ask these questions and seek the answer through scientific inquiry and research.

Interested in this topic? Read some of Zecharia Sitchin's ideas.