A WHOLE NEW WORLD: INSIDE WALT DISNEY'S MIND

PART I: Getting Acquainted with Our Brains
What if you are not what you see in the mirror? You are not a human body, with a brain in your skull, carried around in a human body, living your life. Your brain has been removed and placed into a vat of liquid (or maybe it has always existed in that vat) where electrical impulses are used to simulate your reality. All your memories and experiences are false, mere transmissions sent to a blind, eyeless brain trapped in a tub of liquid.

Human brain in a jar. Photo by Gaetan Lee.

It may sound like the acid-induced dream of some hippie, but the "brain in a vat" concept has been around for centuries. From Zhuanzi's butterfly dream to René Descartes' Discourse on the Method ("I think, therefore I am") to modern science fiction movies like The Thirteenth Floor and The Matrix, it has been a concept that has intrigued and irritated mankind. It is a question that, no matter how seemingly implausible, cannot be proved nor disproved.

One variation incorporates the idea of the "collective memory", the idea that our consciousnesses share some  common bank of memories and experiences (this is what "instinct" is alleged to stem from). The idea is that we are not all brains in vats, but we are all elements of one brain in a vat, that our entire world is being simulated for this one "God brain". In fact, there are similar theories that God is the amalgamation of every human consciousness. We are merely brain cells powering His brain.

God, as a brain in a vat, having His reality simulated.

This raises many more questions. If God's brain is the brain in the vat, who is manipulating it? Could Jesus have been a manifestation of God's physical form inside His simulated reality? What if the God brain is actually someone else's brain? If so, then who? Here at Conspiracy Fury, we think we have the answer: Walt Disney.

PART II: The Tools of a God
Walt Disney's cryopreservation has been a pop culture topic--and joke--for years. Turning things into laughable "urban legends" is an age-old tactic for information control. Anyone who believes Walt Disney had his head preserved must be beyond the deep end! Don't let ridicule and judgment from the closed-minded ever impede your quest for answers. There are no stupid questions, only stupid people who give up on finding the truth. With that in mind, let's take a deeper look at cryonics and suspended animation.

Cryonics is the preservation of a dead organic life form in ultra-low temperatures. The idea is to preserve the body and/or mind until future technologies can resuscitate them. Typically it is for people with untreatable diseases. Suspended animation is a similar technology, though the subject remains alive during the sleep state. While suspended animation fits better with the brain in a vat scenario, it is more likely that Disney was cryonically preserved because that technology has been around longer.

Astronauts in suspended animation. From Lost in Space (1965).

One piece of "evidence" that Disney wasn't preserved is the that technology "wasn't around" or wasn't perfected at the time of his death on December 15, 1966. This small list of known cryonically preserved people includes Dr. James Bedford, the first man to undergo the procedure. Bedford died on January 12, 1967, merely one month after Disney. It is highly doubtful that the technology went from the early stages of development to complete functionality in one month. It's likely the technology was ready to be used well before Bedford's death.

It is also alleged that current technology does not allow for reanimation from cryogenic preservation. In 2005, however, a team of doctors from the Safar Center for Resuscitation Research placed dogs into a state of suspended animation and successfully brought them back to life. Their work has been ongoing over the past seven years, though stories with headlines like "Zombie Dogs" haven't been popping up in the news, possibly due to information suppression.

What's also interesting is that Snopes, who is usually the go-to conspiracy theory destroyer, has a weak and inconclusive article on Disney's suspended animation. Most of their "evidence" consists of quotes from the Disney heirs themselves. The comic sans doesn't help the article's credibility, either.

PART III: Enough Power and Money to Be God
Based on current pricing of cryonic preservation, Disney had/has more than enough resources to undergo any procedure, maintain himself indefinitely, and fund further research into successful cryonic resuscitation. This is verified by the current assets owned by Disney Corp. (be aware: the scope of Disney's reach and power is utterly terrifying).

By Inductiveload, via Wikimedia Commons

This powerful corporation has been linked to the Illuminati numerous times. For some in-depth reading on the Disney bloodline, CIA and Illumuniati connections and more, check out this article on Forbidden Knowledge. If anyone has the power or knows the rituals necessary to keep a human brain or spirit alive for decades it's the Illuminati.

Some other interesting connections arise when looking at Walt Disney's numerology. He died in 1966 (a number strikingly similar to 666). His inner dreams number was 9. His expression number was 6. And his soul urge number was 6. 9, 6 and 6. 1966. Whether this ties back to his occult dealings or is a subconscious manifestation in his simulated reality, we can't say.

There is little doubt Disney lacked the resources and connections to be cryonically frozen, but now to the topic that affects everyone reading this, everyone on Earth, and every being in our current universe. We are all figments of Walt Disney's vivid imagination, clouds in his vanilla sky, living false lives in a false reality created for a man who wanted to be God.

PART IV: Our Life in the Disney "Vault"
What are dreams? What is deja-vu? What are those glitches in the Matrix? All the data Walt's brain is processing takes a toll on his frozen synapses. They are breaks from our "reality" caused by his need to control the world around him.

Is there free will in this world? Is anything "real"? DeCartes would have a field day with all this new information, but can we ever come to any type of conclusion about who or what we are, and what this life is? The simulation of the human experience is so real to us (it's all we've ever known) that we may never break free of it, and if we were to break free, where would that take us? Undoubtedly, we can't live outside of Disney's mind, so in many ways we are trapped in a manufactured reality, and we'll never know the true freedom of the human experience. It's a sad thought, but one can always hope. We can always do our best to make our own reality in this simulation, to live and love and experience as much as we can, no matter how real or manufactured it is.

SPIRITUAL SLEEP: WHY WE DREAM

When we dream, our pineal gland releases dimethyltriptamine (DMT), the most powerful, most illegal hallucinogen known to man. It is a chemical with amazing spiritual properties. What has fascinated us most is that everyone who experiences DMT experiences the same thing. They meet the same beings, visit the same places and come back with the same feeling of enlightenment. It isn't like other drugs where our physical reality influences the trip. It is a vehicle that takes you to a spiritual realm beyond our physical world.

This is your brain on dreams. By L.Brown (Own work), via Wikimedia Commons

No, this is a post about doing drugs. We just want to provide a foundation for the spiritual reality explored in dreams. It's a question that has plagued man since his birth into the galaxy. What are dreams and why do we have them? They've been seen as gateways to our pasts and futures, messages from our subconscious, electrical processes our brain uses to form memories and more. Mankind has never truly understood dreams, but rest assured, we have the answer.

String theory, in a nutshell.
By MissMJ, derivative work:
Mateuszica, via Wikimedia Commons

String theory proposes the concept of a multiverse, the idea that there is not merely one universe, but a collection of universes existing together. Our universe exists in harmony with an infinite number of other universes. There are universes where we exist, though with slight differences; universes where we are totally different; universes without us altogether; universes that are devoid of any life; and on and on to infinity.

When we dream, our physical mind merges with the physical minds of our other existences that inhabit in the dimensions that surround us. Our brain stitches together the realities that are simultaneously experienced by our spiritual self. Yes, there is a spiritual "us", but not in the sense of a soul. There is one unified entity, that amalgamates all the moments experienced by the separate physical versions of ourselves.

The reason dreams seem strange to us is because we are experiencing a reality vastly different from our own, where another physical version of our spiritual self dwells. Our physical mind struggles to make sense of it all, and often our dreams are muddled and disjointed, but to be fair, our brain does a good job compiling this information considering how divergent and off-putting these other realities can be. Life in Hell. Worlds without gravity. Planets and creatures different from anything seen on Earth. The multiverse houses an infinite number of creations, and our simple brain is forced to witness, decode and categorize all of them.

EEG readings of the brain
by ULTRA NECTON, via Wikimedia Commons

Déjà vu occurs when we come across something similar to an experience one of our other physical selves had in his or her life. We are remembering pieces of a dream in which their physical experience was sent to our spiritual self. Given that there is an infinite amount of universes, an infinite amount of physical "us's", and an infinite amount of "us's" living in world's similar to our own, déjà vu is bound to occur. Imagine another physical version of yourself experiencing déjà vu based on one of your previous experiences!

As much as this theory explains about the meaning of dreams, it raises more questions. Why are our physical selves allowed these glimpses into each others' lives? Why do dreams fade away as the day goes on and we sink back into our own reality. What is our spiritual self's purpose, reason and end game, and will the physical version of ourself experiencing this reality be able to merge with our spiritual self?

It is a complex and deeply philosophical concept, and the answers are still unclear. Perhaps by becoming more connected to our spiritual self we will find the answers, or perhaps only through death are they discovered. Whatever the case, expect more thoughts on the true meaning of dreams in future Conspiracy Fury articles. We apologize for the brevity of this article, given the expansive nature of our topic, but we simply had to get these ideas written down. They came to us in a dream last night.

Dream by Károly Lotz, via Wikimedia Commons