IT'S NOT A BOO BOO, IT'S A CONSPIRACY: THE RISE OF THE FAT CLASS

Sometimes it's hard to talk about the truly devious machinations of the shadowy elite, and often we regret giving awful things more publicity, but trust us, there is a conspiracy at work here. If you haven't seen it yet, below is a promo for Here Comes Honey Boo Boo on THE LEARNING CHANNEL.

We'll give you a second to wipe the vomit from your screen. Yes, this is a real show on TLC about the depraved ramblings of a fat, rambunctious, exploited young girl and the people she calls a family. How people watch entire episodes of this we'll never know. Why it's on The Learning Channel, we'll also never know. What we do know is that this is a ploy by the New World Order to shift society's perception of the uneducated, hyperactive, obese members of society, aka the Fat Class.

The NWO have slowly been turning our entire society into the Fat Class. Grocery stores are littered with enriched, hydrogenated, adulterated sweets, syrups and solids. Sugar consumption has exploded over the past 200 years. Trans fats, which are known to increase aggression as well has destroy our bodies, are packed into our pantries (for an interesting read, see how the United Soy Board has tries to spin them). On the other hand, the ability to purchase and consume raw, organic foods is still limited and expensive. So, what does that mean?

By Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

• Fat people aren't healthy. The Fat Class is less fit than the Elite. They run slower, breathe harder and die sooner. 
• Fat people are easier to control. They're bulked up just like chickens and cows, and their limited mobility makes them easy targets for the Elite's goons. 
• Fat people aren't as smart. Research suggests the obese aren't as intelligent as the common man. This makes them easier to control and easier to please. They aren't seeking greater freedom or a metaphysical awareness; they're pleased with a jumbo Coke and 2 lbs. of seared animal flesh. 

Over the past 30 years, obesity rates have skyrocketed in America and around the world. Read some CDC information on the subject. The NWO have been increasing the amount of people who are easily controlled puppets, but the problem is people are noticing. We've  finally opened our eyes and seen the grease stains on the wall. People are getting fatter, and it's not good for any of us. From higher taxes and insurance premiums to a larger carbon footprint to an increase in the slaughtering of innocent animals to satiate everyone, obesity is in no one's best interest.

Picture of an Obese Teenager (322lbs) with Central Obesity, side view. 

And that's where Honey Boo Boo comes in. She puts a cute, innocent (though excessively annoying) face to the fat. She is the new spokesperson of the Fat Class. She's on TV. She's doing it right. She's OK. If she's that fat, and her family's that fat, and they're all leeches on the legs of society, then it's alright for me to be like that, too. I don't have to go to school. I don't have to take care of my body. I can do whatever I want, and the consequence is I'll get a TV show. 

This is how it starts. We get fat. We get lazy. We get controlled. The NWO is plumping us up to position us how they want us. They will surpass our capabilities mentally, physically, monetarily, and, soon enough, interdimensionally. There's a reason the education system is broken. There's a reason the FDA hasn't started a War on Obesity (we have a war on everything else, after all). They want us this way. They want all of us this way. Too fat to run and too dumb to care. Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is just one piece of the sugary, cholesteroly pie of control.

Edited image depicting the docile Fat Class watching the Elite's goons overtake our freedoms.

UPDATE 8/31/12:  As a little bonus, Nielsen ratings proclaimed Honey Boo Boo the victor in the battle over viewers during the Republican National Convention. In fact, Honey Boo Boo and crew more than doubled the amount of viewers. We're not sure if this is a sign that Mitt Romney doesn't appeal to Americans, or that they would rather stuff their guts with chemical-laced popcorn and watch human pigs at the TV trough. It's bleak no matter how you look at it.

MCDONALDS ADVERTISING TERRORISM???

We're sure everyone's already seen this terrifying new McDonalds ad. In it, a young McDonalds employee with a hand of 6 Hearts, Q Club, Q Diamond, Q Spade, Q Heart folds to his older, black (Obama?) boss who holds two 7s. The Q Diamond (strategically placed in the center of his hand) possibly symbolizes England through this strange representation of the Diamond Jubilee of Queen Elizabeth II, or:

"the international celebration throughout 2012 marking the 60th anniversary of the accession of Queen Elizabeth II to the thrones of seven countries upon the death of her father, King George VI, on 6 February 1952." 

- Wikipedia

So, England is going to fold to Obama? Very interesting. We wonder what role McDonalds will play in this upcoming event, or perhaps they were propositioned by the CIA who wanted to use this commercial to communicate covertly.

The two 7s also bring up some startling revelations. The number "7" has been important throughout history, especially in the bible. Perhaps you remember Flight 77 from 9/11. People are surely familiar with the 7/7 bombings in London in 2005, as well. Maybe 7/7/12 will bring with it a new attack on Britain and the "Queen." Or maybe the 6 followed by 4 Queens represents 6/4/12, one day before the Queen's Jubilee.

It remains uncertain what hand Obama and the US will play in this event, and if it will be food related or if McDonalds is merely being used a vehicle for communication.

What do you think?

THE ALIEN FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE

Hollywood and the music industry are known to harbor the strange and wicked. Why is Scientology so popular there? It's a place where its easy to make money for little to no work, and that money is used to fund God-knows-what. Alien research. Human experimentation. Cognitive manipulation. Development of chemical and physiological compounds. It's safe to say anyone who buys "entertainment" is funding the worst type of terrorism that exists.

One of the most blatantly alien of the entertainment performers is Prince. We first caught onto him after hearing "The One U Wanna C". His voice is obviously not of this world, and what surprises us most is that his "music" has sold well on Earth.

(WARNING: Words and noises not of this earth.)

After a little more digging, however, we came across some stunning information. Back in 1989, Prince must have been feeling pretty full of his alien self, sure that the humans wouldn't be able to catch onto his real origins, and he admitted in the song "S.E.X.", that he was, in fact, from Venus. Take a listen below. The important lyrics are at :44 seconds.

It must have seemed pretty silly and funny at the time (everybody was probably so coked up and diluted they were more concerned with their petty lives than the fate of mankind), but now we have a new idea of Venus. Here's a New Scientist article stating Venus was possibly habitable for billions of years. That's right. For billions of years life was evolving on Venus. Given his Venutian origins, it's incredible how humanoid Prince looks, but his vocal range, ability to channel the collective consciousness and quick rise to fame and riches certainly point to superhuman powers.

One theory is that as carbon dioxide levels increased on Venus, solar heat was trapped (the greenhouse effect), making the planet uninhabitable. The lifeforms at that time were highly evolved intellectually, though they existed as large amoebae similar to The Blob, and they all fused together to form one giant being. This being then launched off of Venus towards Earth. The outer layers froze and solidified, protecting the mass, while the "brain parts" moved towards the center. Once it landed on earth, the hardened casing crumbled away like an eggshell and the being came forth. It studied humans for several years before taking the shape of Prince.

Prince's "symbol" is obviously of alien origins. A cursory investigation into crop circles reveals several that are reminiscent of his symbol. The one below (from Walking the Labyrinth) is a favorite.

Some poking around on UFOMaps.com leads to some shocking conclusions, as well. While their data doesn't go as far back as we'd like (we'd love to see what was being reported on Prince's "birthday" in 1958), there are some Prince-related peaks. Take a look at Minneapolis in July, 2007, when Prince played a concert there as part of the official "Prince Day". UFO sightings in Minneapolis, where Prince lives, have sharply increased since the release of 3121 and through the releases of Planet Earth and LOtUSFLOW3R. 

On a side note, take a close look at those album names. We aren't sure what 3121 may be in reference to. An important date? Celestial or earthly coordinates? A reference to his home planet? Anything is possible.

Below is the cover of Planet Earth. Not only does it hint at Prince's alien origins, but it makes clear his feeling of superiority over our planet and race. He is not only more powerful than us, but he is willing to flaunt that power right in front of our faces. His audacity and narcissism are downright alarming.

Another piece of the puzzle is Prince's failed attempt at mating with a human. The child lived only a week after being born with Pfeiffer syndrome, a disease in which skull bones fuse together.

Expect this article to be updated as more information comes forth, and please feel free to send us your thoughts, conclusions and evidence. It's obvious why Prince has abandoned the internet and actively sought to control photos and information about him. After flaunting his alien roots for so long he is feeling the backlash from those of us who know what he really is. Surely he is also feeling strong backlash from the other entities from Holywood and the "entertainment sector" for so openly exposing himself. We can only imagine what the phone call from John Travolta was like.