WHAT ARE THE PYRAMIDS UP TO???

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Naturally, humans of the present age question the motives and actions of humans of past age, especially ones with little to no recorded history. Some pyramids are written off as tombs or observatories or sacred buildings, but what are they really there for?

We aren't going to speculate, but is anyone monitoring them? Has Science considered all possible explanations for the pyramids of the world? Has Science recorded these structures using infrared and X-ray technologies? Is it so impossible that they could be draining Earth's energy and sending it somewhere else?

While the pyramids may not be transmitting beams as intense as this article claims, maybe they are sending out signals and/or energy we just can't see, whether those signals are too far off on the light, sound, or electromagnetic spectrum, or part of a spectrum we can't even contemplate.

It is at least possible, if not plausible, that at some point alien lifeforms established these power-draining structures to pull energy from our planet, and others, for their own use. To outright deny the possibility of extra-terrestrial life is foolish. To deny that they, like ourselves, need energy for their civilization is deadly. We may very well be one of their batteries.

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3. This is the Samuel L. Jackson of frightening clouds. Unless Mt. Vesuvius turned onto its side and shot one of NASA's now-defunct rockets out of its gullet, we're all in for something pretty terrible. Actually, either way we're in trouble.

2. If the previous cloud didn't scare you, here's the Samuel L. Jackson of clouds, cloned, and playing all of his most violent roles at once. We've got the cop from Lakeview Terrace, Afro Samurai, Coach Carter, Jules from Pulp Fiction, "Hold on to your butts"-guy from Jurassic Park (R.I.P.) and Samuel L Jackson as himself in Snakes on a Plane, all in the atmosphere's face at the same time! If this isn't going to kill us, WE'RE ALREADY DEAD!

1. Just close your eyes and let them take you. It will be faster that way.